-Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872)
-He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904)
-He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)
-Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
-Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member William Shakespeare (1788)
-Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school – Lord Lugard (1904)
-He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Nelson mandela (1931)
-Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder….obasanjo(1999)
-Drinking Garri doesnt mean you’re poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893)
-He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
-Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari (1980)
-Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979)
-No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
-Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)
-Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job – Lord Lugard (1914)
